Last week I turned up to play golf at a small club outside Nelson (on the top of New Zealand’s South Island for all overseas readers!).
Turns out it was ladies day at the nine-hole Tasman Golf Club, which is situated on the cliffs above the glorious Tasman Bay.
I was the only male among a dozen or so women gathered in the carpark and when I asked if it was possible to play, rather than tell me to go away or wait until they’d all teed off, these women had a quick discussion and decided that if I went off the fourth tee I’d not run into any of them and we could all get on with our day.
I was the only male among a dozen or so women gathered in the carpark and when I asked if it was possible to play, rather than tell me to go away or wait until they’d all teed off, these women had a quick discussion and decided that if I went off the fourth tee I’d not run into any of them and we could all get on with our day.
Afterwards, one committee member took the time to ask me how I’d enjoyed the course and made me a cup of tea and ham sandwich! Their welcome was remarkable … especially in light of what is going at this year’s Masters golf tournament in Augusta, Georgia.
Augusta’s male-only members cannot handle the problem presented by tournament sponsor IBM having a female chief executive. And they certainly cannot handle the ever-pressing demands to allow female members.
Why on earth the world’s most prestigious golf club needs to remain male-only is beyond comprehension. What do they do there that is so secret … walk around naked all day? In the 21st century there is no need for anything to be male-only. For those wealthy and prominent enough to be members of Augusta that’s even more the case – these men are already in an exclusive club achieved through wealth and social status and hardly need another glorified man-cave to call their own.
It’s time these stuffy old cocks loosened their ties and relaxed the rules on female membership – after all their club is primarily about golf and last time I looked golf was played by men and women.
What I’d love to see is one of the world’s leading players decline to play next year’s Masters in protest at the male-only rule. Imagine if Rory McIlroy, or god forbid that great lover of women Tiger Woods, decided to stand up for a principle.
Guys like that don’t really need any more money or status and you can bet it would work for their sponsors if they’re seen to be doing something positive rather than going along with status quo because of all that bullshit tradition that goes with the Masters.
Go on, be real men and stand up for something you believe in. I dare you.
For my part, if I was ever lucky enough to get an invite to play at Augusta – I’m telling you now I’d turn it down on principle. I’d rather play golf with the ladies at Tasman Golf Club where everyone gets treated equally.